Tuesday, 9 December 2008
My Latest Blog...
Running away with it...
1 | Richard Uttley | Uttley Allstars | 23 | 23 | 540 | |
2 | danny joyce | DANTHEMANS X11 | 22 | 26 | 507 | |
3 | pearse armstrong | celtic united | 24 | 22 | 495 | |
4 | Death Jester | UltraSamp BelSamber | 26 | 19 | 464 | |
5 | Joe Wareing | Sufc Joe's Blades | 21 | 20 | 456 | |
6 | Rashel Miah | akuar | 24 | 12 | 455 | |
7 | Nikolay Mihaylov | Leeds Ledeburg | 20 | 22 | 441 | |
8 | Lee Holland | BladeRunners | 20 | 18 | 431 | |
9 | katie massey allen | wowkats | 18 | 7 | 424 | |
10 | Laura Richardson | Laura's Lads | 18 | 20 | 407 |
Running away with it...
Monday, 24 November 2008
Top of the League.....
1 | Richard Uttley | Uttley Allstars | 21 | 19 | 457 | |
2 | pearse armstrong | celtic united | 24 | 19 | 450 | |
3 | danny joyce | DANTHEMANS X11 | 21 | 21 | 442 | |
4 | Rashel Miah | akuar | 22 | 11 | 415 | |
5 | Death Jester | UltraSamp BelSamber | 22 | 16 | 396 |
Top of the League.....
Wednesday, 29 October 2008
Crappy Adverts Pt 2
Crappy Adverts Pt 2
Monday, 27 October 2008
Fantasy Football ...again!
1 | danny joyce | DANTHEMANS X11 | 14 | 14 | 287 | |
2 | Richard Uttley | Uttley Allstars | 14 | 12 | 271 | |
3 | Lee Holland | BladeRunners | 14 | 9 | 255 | |
4 | Nikolay Mihaylov | Leeds Ledeburg | 15 | 10 | 252 | |
5 | Laura Richardson | Laura's Lads | 10 | 10 | 243 |
Fantasy Football ...again!
Tuesday, 21 October 2008
Back to joint second!.. and free £10 bet...
1 | danny joyce | DANTHEMANS X11 | 12 | 12 | 247 | |
2 | Nikolay Mihaylov | Leeds Ledeburg | 15 | 10 | 230 | |
3 | Richard Uttley | Uttley Allstars | 13 | 9 | 230 | |
4 | Lee Holland | BladeRunners | 11 | 9 | 225 | |
5 | Laura Richardson | Laura's Lads | 10 | 9 | 220 |
Back to joint second!.. and free £10 bet...
Tuesday, 7 October 2008
Fantasy Football League Update...
1 danny joyce DANTHEMANS X11 216
2 Death Jester UltraSamp BelSamber 196
3 Laura Richardson Laura's Lads 195
4 Richard Uttley Uttley Allstars 191
5 Nikolay Mihaylov Leeds Ledeburg 186
Fantasy Football League Update...
Monday, 29 September 2008
Fantasy Football Update 29/9/2008
danny joyce DANTHEMANS X11 186
Nikolay Mihaylov Leeds Ledeburg 154
Richard Uttley Uttley Allstars 152
Laura Richardson Laura's Lads 146
Joe Wareing Sufc Joe's Blades 144
Remember, as long as you've logged in to your team before using the computer you're on now, the team names are linked to your team!
Fantasy Football Update 29/9/2008
Tuesday, 23 September 2008
Fantasy Football Update
danny joyce DANTHEMANS X11 139
Nikolay Mihaylov Leeds Ledeburg 131
Joe Wareing Sufc Joe's Blades 119
Richard Uttley Uttley Allstars 118
michael cardwell team cardy 114
Fantasy Football Update
Sunday, 31 August 2008
Give it to Crouch!
Give it to Crouch!
Tuesday, 26 August 2008
League Uttley, 2 Weeks In...
Richard Uttley Uttley Allstars 66
Laura Richardson Laura's Lads 66
danny joyce DANTHEMANS X11 59
Nikolay Mihaylov Leeds Ledeburg 57
michael cardwell team cardy 56
Joe Wareing Sufc Joe's Blades 56
Lee Holland BladeRunners 52
katie massey allen wowkats 47
Rachael Driver mitchells lightning 46
Stuart Winder Stevenage Steves 45
paul cunningham Eckington Blades 44
Jeremy Dennis Super Beasts 42
Rob Browes Bobbys Boyz 41
Ross Bannister Rossy's Giants 38
justin larkin Fergie's Army 38
Death Jester UltraSamp BelSamber 35
Dave Yates Daves Dyanamo's 33
alex wilkinson dronfield united 24
Rach Driver Spec Spongs 19
League Uttley, 2 Weeks In...
Annoying Adverts On Television!!! Part 1
First off, that Accident Advice Helpline (or what ever it's called) advert with Esther (all i'm good for these days is crappy adverts) Ranson, where some lady, you know the one, she's the one in the front row tapping her foot while Esther starts ranting, apparantly had a fall on an uneven pavement and sprained her ankle so she could claim thousands off the council and we could all pay for it with a raise in our council tax. Thanks a f**kin' lot Esther - next time you can pay our council tax for us!!!... and they actually clap her at the end.
Then there's the one for the hair gel where they all join the army and decide they want to "look good" and so don't get their hair shaved and instead all stand and laugh at the General. Reality please, if they did that all the training, exams, and interviews they had done to get in to the army in the first place would all have been for nothing as they would all be kicked out, the hairdresser wouldn't have used the gel on them in the first place and the General (or what ever rank he is) would have probably knocked them all out before they even had chance to smile. I know it's an advert, but it winds me up, and probably everyone in the armed forces too, so get your advertising right if you want to improve sales, or come to me with your idea first and I'll tell you if it's poor or not.
Other adverts that wind me up are the Churchill adverts - the dog's cute enough, but the adverts stink, the cereal one with the kids counting the pops, simply for the way the boy says "fifty-four", I'm glad he's not my kid, the Halifax adverts - don't you think we've had enough of Howard already? ...please Halifax, NO MORE, and the window adverts - you know the one's... ...you buy one, you get one free, I said you buy one, you get one free... SHUT THE F**K UP!!!!!
Annoying Adverts On Television!!! Part 1
Saturday, 23 August 2008
Why do football refs think they have it so bad?
Why do football refs think they have it so bad?
Monday, 18 August 2008
Opening Day and League Uttley
Richard Uttley Uttley Allstars 32 pts
Nikolay Mihaylov Leeds Ledeburg 32 pts
Rob Browes Bobbys Boyz 30 pts
danny joyce DANTHEMANS X11 29 pts
Rachael Driver mitchells lightning 29 pts
michael cardwell team cardy 25 pts
Stuart Winder Stevenage Steves 25 pts
Laura Richardson Laura's Lads 24 pts
Death Jester UltraSamp BelSamber 21 pts
justin larkin Fergie's Army 20 pts
Jeremy Dennis Super Beasts 19 pts
Lee Holland BladeRunners 18 pts
paul cunningham Eckington Blades 16 pts
Dave Yates Daves Dyanamo's 14 pts
katie massey allen wowkats 14 pts
Ross Bannister Rossy's Giants 9 pts
alex wilkinson dronfield united 7 pts
There's many weeks left and anything can happen. Wish me luck for the rest of the season?
Opening Day and League Uttley
Friday, 15 August 2008
Fantasy Football Deadline
League Uttley is looking strong and now has 16 teams (Uttley Allstars, Wowkats, Blade Runners, Super Beasts, Rossy's Giants, Eckington Blades, Daves Dyanamo's, Laura's Lads, Ultra Samp Bel Samber, Leeds Ledeburg, Stevenage Steves, Bobbys Boyz, Dronfield United, Team Cardy, Danthemans X11, Fergie's Army) and there's still time for you to join. It's free, and we use Sky Sports, http://www.skysports.com/fantasyfootball - when you've entered your team click the Join New League button, enter the pin 169933, find League Uttley and click Join This League, I'll then confirm your membership and you're in the league, but hurry, time is running out.
Best of luck to everyone in whatever fantasy football league you find yourselves in this season.
Fantasy Football Deadline
Friday, 8 August 2008
More Free Fantasy Football....
More Free Fantasy Football....
Friday, 1 August 2008
Wednesday, 30 July 2008
Get Luke Out!
Anyway, phone vote information can be found on an earlier post, and here's the number to Get Luke Out...
09016 16 16 08
A special mention to Maysoon, who had started to grow on me, but left the house of her own free will, and who will be remembered by most guys for a long, long time. Take care of that pretty face of yours, and don't leave it too long until you grace our television sets once again. She probably couldn't stand another day in the house with Luke.
Get Luke Out!
Saturday, 26 July 2008
Yet Another Big brother Rant
Everyone who thought Luke was clever, think again. When Becca's name was announced as the next to leave the house, Luke turned to her and said 31% of the vote, you must have had 31.1%, it was the 3-way tie Becca, that's why you are going. Laugh my ass off! Does Luke not know that a third of a hundred percent is 33.3% so if she did get 31.1% she would have been safe? Also, she got 65% of the vote anyway. How wrong you were Luke, hahahahaha.
Yet Another Big brother Rant
Wednesday, 23 July 2008
Another Big Brother Rant
Just one more thing... I can no longer watch Big Brother's Little Brother. Where on earth did they get that girl (if you can call her that?) presenter from? I really do hope the're not paying her.
Another Big Brother Rant
Friday, 18 July 2008
Big Brother Rant
Big Brother Rant
Wednesday, 16 July 2008
Fantasy Football 08/09
For this one, we'll be using the free Sky Sports Fantasy Football, because 1. it's free, 2. it offers some nice prizes, and 3. we can have our own "private" league.
Here's the link for the free sign-up page, http://www.skysports.com/fantasyfootball and when you've created your team you can join League Uttley by finding the "Enter New League" button, then entering this pin, 169933, and of course the league will also be regularly displayed on my blog so the leaders can have their bragging rights.
Enjoy!
Fantasy Football 08/09
Tuesday, 15 July 2008
Richard's Wonder Emporium
It uses Ebay's auction technology and listed you'll find a quality poker table, several dvd's and my 50 Quid Website. Come and take a look, see what you think about the items, the prices, the design of the store?
My doors are now open - come on in...
http://store.auctiva.com/ric161220
Enjoy!
Richard's Wonder Emporium
Friday, 4 July 2008
Funky and Free Forum
Funky and Free Forum
Monday, 30 June 2008
Spain, Champions of Europe 2008
Spain, Champions of Europe 2008
Thursday, 26 June 2008
Best Online Poker Room
Best Online Poker Room
Wednesday, 25 June 2008
MySpace Group for Home Poker Games in Chesterfield
MySpace Group for Home Poker Games in Chesterfield
Saturday, 21 June 2008
This, That, and the Other... (1)
Big Brother. What do you think so far? I think I'm glad to see the back of Alex, and I hope Rachel wins. The new bloke seems ok but it's so obvious all the younger girls in the house have a schoolboy crush on him and keep going off and giggling with each other about it. I guess I'm jealous. The older guy (I forget his name right now, because to be honest I don't watch it that often) is unliked for the sole reason he thinks he has loads of fans ("we have a fan club you know?") - yeah, right! I think Cookie is ok but her voice gets on my nerves after a while.
Euro. Holland beat by Russia, I just can't believe it. They played as individuals and not as a team and the one team that entertained us through the group matches has now gone. Croatia, you might remember I had drawn in the sweep, looked good, then got beat by Turkey. I can't believe it again. I'm glad Germany beat Portugal though because I had money on them and I'm not a big fan of Ronaldo. So you want a tip? Spain. Italy can't, Germany could, but won't, and I don't fancy Turkey or Russia because they're simply not good enough.
School re-union. Sorry guys and girls for not making it earlier tonight, I was looking forward to catching up with everyone but I generally felt run down and don't think I'd have been life of the party so apologies, I hope you all had a good time, and I'll try to make it next time.
Adverts. Cereal adverts. Very annoying. Churchill adverts. Even more annoying. Halifax adverts. Please, stop the torment.
That's it for now, not that I haven't got loads to say, I just can't be bothered right now. Take care, and thanks for listening.
This, That, and the Other... (1)
Tuesday, 17 June 2008
Funny Beckham Photos
Funny Beckham Photos
Friday, 13 June 2008
Adopt a Country for Euro 2008
Adopt a Country for Euro 2008
Thursday, 12 June 2008
Euro 2008 Football Championships
Euro 2008 Football Championships
Sunday, 1 June 2008
Best Song Lyrics?
Yeh, yeh yeh yeh
Uhm hmm hm hm
It's a wonderful night
You've gotta take it from me
It's a wonderful night
Come on and break it on down
It's a wonderful night
You've gotta shake it for me
It's a wonderful night
Come on and break it on down
It's a wonderful night
Everybody can see
It's a wonderful night
Come on and break it on down
It's a wonderful night
Go ahead and release
It's a wonderful night
Come on and break it on down
You know the music search engine need a tune-up
Soon as they out the gate they all a wanna hit da corner, uh-huh
Well that was cool but now but then I heard a rumor, uh-huh
Your crew was ridin' for the White Cliffs of Dover, uh-huh
Oh let me tell ya how we do it in California
We'll have you on the run just like a Puma
If it don't move us
Ain't paid ya dues and it ain't gonna get our groove on so
We gonna lose ya to the consumer solution c'mon
It's a wonderful night
You've gotta take it from me
It's a wonderful night
Come on and break it on down
It's a wonderful night
You've gotta shake it for me
It's a wonderful night
Come on and break it on down
Girl I want it you got it
Your body's like a narcotic
The thought is auto-erotic
Can I get it on credit
I guess your brickhouse I'll bet it
Take it as far as you'll let it
Come on and break it on down
That the spot will get hot
That it's ready to pop
Don't even look at the clock
All of your problems forgotten
It's time to rock till you drop
Feel the force and just flock
To the epicenter of the party's bass tremors c'mon
It's a wonderful night
You've gotta take it from me
It's a wonderful night
Come on and break it on down
It's a wonderful night
You've gotta shake it for me
It's a wonderful night
Come on and break it on down
We gonna stimulate your mind
Everybody's high
Eyes just like a child
Everything feels right
Once you've seen the light
You're gonna move all night
Feel your soul ignite
Everything feels right, right, righhhhhhhhht
We live the masterful life that's mythical
Feel it's chords and it's vibes a-typical
Do what you want
It's alright this mystical time you've got
That's alotted is plentiful
If you stay in this moment so critical
Let the music change your brain stem's chemicals
Make you feel like your spirit's invincible
Force centrifugal reaching up to your pinnacle now
It's a wonderful night
You've gotta take it from me
It's a wonderful night
Come on and break it on down
It's a wonderful night
You've gotta shake it for me
It's a wonderful night
Come on and break it on down
We rock like Colorado
You're at it throwin' bottles
We give a fuck about your status
Who you are tomorrow
Whether you beg or borrow
Or hit the super lotto
Whether your girl look like a minger or a supermodel
Feel the connectedness, energy, disprojected the weighted
The whole collective consciousness
Arise like helium up
Groovin' out of the question
Won't disrespect him, but
Our styles fuckin' Posh, like Dave Beckham c'mon
It's a wonderful night
You've gotta take it from me
It's a wonderful night
Come on and break it on down
It's a wonderful night
You've gotta shake it for me
It's a wonderful night
Come on and break it on down
The truth I'm at ‘em and rough ‘em
As hard as the granite get
Never hesitant upon a mic, strike quick
Like an avalanche
Hijack ya like a Comanche
I'm a man on a mission
Rhyme vigilante
Keep all the jealous and the envious antsy
Love to do the club, go with the party people dancin' uh-huh
And set the mood for all the plottin' and romancin' uh-huh
It's a wonderful night
We've got the answer c'mon
It's a wonderful night
You've gotta take it from me
It's a wonderful night
Come on and break it on down
It's a wonderful night
You've gotta shake it for me
It's a wonderful night
Come on and break it on down
Best Song Lyrics?
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