Tuesday 9 December 2008

My Latest Blog...

Meet Bob!
(Best of Betting)

A site dedicated to finding the best internet deals for sportsbooks, poker rooms, online casino's and (some) free bingo cash, along with regular free betting tips and online poker strategy.  Bob will review found sites, leave you a link or banner to click on for the best deal available, and wish you luck in all of your online betting antics.

Pay Bob a visit and see what he has to say for himself....


Enjoy!

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Running away with it...

It's just too easy this fantasy football jibe, so here it is... any team that catches me up and overtakes my number 1 spot before 1st January 2009 there's a pure clean fiver in it for you, or if you do it by midnight 25th December (Merry Christmas) then there's a tenner in it for you, straight out of the bottom of my old jeans pocket.  If you know me just ask and rub it in a bit, if not, email me, r.uttley@ntlworld.com and let me know I'm a rubbish manager and I'll post it out to you.  I wish I could make it £50 or even £100 but I can't afford it at the moment (maybe if I ever have more of a lead on you all?) so the challenge is set...

Here's the current league table... (top 10 by the request of Stevenage Steves manager who's team sadly sits in 20th place at the moment)...

1Richard UttleyUttley Allstars2323540
2danny joyceDANTHEMANS X112226507
3pearse armstrongceltic united2422495
4Death JesterUltraSamp BelSamber2619464
5Joe WareingSufc Joe's Blades2120456
6Rashel Miahakuar2412455
7Nikolay MihaylovLeeds Ledeburg2022441
8Lee HollandBladeRunners2018431
9katie massey allenwowkats187424
10Laura RichardsonLaura's Lads1820407

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Monday 24 November 2008

Top of the League.....

I'm back at he top of the fantasy football league and for a while there I thought I wasn't going to do it.  Here it is...

1Richard UttleyUttley Allstars2119457
2pearse armstrongceltic united2419450
3danny joyceDANTHEMANS X112121442
4Rashel Miahakuar2211415
5Death JesterUltraSamp BelSamber2216396

...and Death Jester must have been having words with his team again because he makes a welcome appearance back in the top 5.  I've also set up a new blog all about betting, poker, football, and the casino, so if you can take a look and let me know what you think, and don't worry, it's still in it's infancy so given time it will look more complete but i've been finding the best deals, free bets, and poker rooms on the internet so I thought it would be nice to put them all in one place.  http://www.bestofbetting.blogspot.com - enjoy!  Best of Betting a.k.a. BOB!

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Wednesday 29 October 2008

Crappy Adverts Pt 2

Why spend millions on a top celebrity to advertise a perfume called Diamonds by singing the classic Bond song "Diamonds are Forever" when the singer can't even pronounce her f**king r's (like Jonothan Woss).  Diamonds are Fo"w"ever.  Beyonce...... baaaaaaaaad!

...and the got-to-be-most-annoying-advert-of-all-time award goes to...

Confused.com...

"I don't know where to buy a kitchen sink, i'm confused dot com"... "I don't know which loan is best for acting school, i'm confuuuuuuuuused dot com"... "I don't know which side of the bed to get up from...  ...i'm confused dot com", no you're not woman, getting a f**king grip - you might be confused but you're not a website for brokering loans with cheap rate television advertising!

Halifax, listen up, i'm fed up of telling you just how annoying your adverts have become - everyone's had enough of Howard (if that's his name as I always turn over when the Halifax adverts try to clutter up the grace that my television set portrays so neatly), and all the back-up actors need to stay away too - the adverts just aren't funny, aren't classy, and i'm pretty sure they aren't doing their job either.  Sort it out.

Top women from some recent adverts lighten the load.  I'm talking about the girl from the Special K adverts (also seen in some car rental adverts) and the French girl that was in some of the Renault Clio adverts, see here - thanks to adverts like this there is still hope for us...

Need I say more?

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Monday 27 October 2008

Fantasy Football ...again!

Up one more place and gaining a few points, but unfortunately Chelsea let me down to a fluke of a goal so no points gained there (and let's say nothing about my tips, lol), although both my strikers, Defoe and Agbonlahor did me proud, and so it's up to second and one place closer to that top spot.  Another mover and shaker is Lee Holland's BladeRunners who seem to be consistantly on the move, arrrgghhhhh, slow down, you're too close to me!  Here's how it all looks...

1danny joyceDANTHEMANS X111414287
2Richard UttleyUttley Allstars1412271
3Lee HollandBladeRunners149255
4Nikolay MihaylovLeeds Ledeburg1510252
5Laura RichardsonLaura's Lads1010243

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Tuesday 21 October 2008

Back to joint second!.. and free £10 bet...

Fantasy football time again, and unfortunately, having young Wright Phillips in my team did me no good when they lead against a 10 man Newcastle and forgot how to play football.  Apart from last night's match I had a pretty good week and crawled back up to joint second (3rd really, but equal points to 2nd), yet I still have some way to go to win back my crown and sit top of the league again.  Maybe some of us should stick to betting, which reminds me, you can get a free £10 bet at Paddy Power at the moment to bet on the football, just click here and pick a few winners.  Here's a few tips for you for the coming weekends Premiership (weekend of 25/26th October)...

Sunderland to beat Newcastle, odds 6-5 - Sunderland have been unlucky recently but have been on fire and are due a win and Newcastle keep scraping the bottom of the barrel for the odd point but still sit second from bottom.  Sunderland also hold home advantage.

Chelsea to beat Liverpool, odds 10-11 - Chelsea are unbeaten at home for several years and Liverpool, although joint top with Chelsea at the moment have won about 4 games on last minute goals and in their last 2 games have relied on their opponents going down to 10 men in order to come back in to the game.  Liverpool have been very lucky, but against a team like Chelsea, especially at home, they will show their true colours - that of a losing team.

Man City to beat Stoke, odds 1-2 - Stoke rely on long throws and set pieces but outside of the top 4 Man City are the best team at holding the ball up and won't give many chances to Stoke, who still sit near the bottom of the table and in my opinion are favourites to go down this season.  Also, Man City, coming off the back of a poor performance against Newcastle, and with home advantage will want the points more than Stoke and although the odds aren't great this is a true banker, and one that should be bet on.

So a £10 treble on the 3 above matches will earn £63.  Not bad for sitting in front of the box and watching the scores roll in.

Back to the fantasy football and the league table, and good luck with the football bets, not that you'll need much, I'm pretty sure on all 3 of these bets.

1danny joyceDANTHEMANS X111212247
2Nikolay MihaylovLeeds Ledeburg1510230
3Richard UttleyUttley Allstars139230
4Lee HollandBladeRunners119225
5Laura RichardsonLaura's Lads109220

Next week I aim to actually sit in second place.

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Tuesday 7 October 2008

Fantasy Football League Update...

It's been a hard week to earn any decent points but shooting up to second spot in League Uttley this week is Death Jester. In a recent interview I asked him "How did you manage that?" to which he replied "After a dissapointing start... stern words with certain under performers... culminating in the ritual murder of Babel... 2nd place is the first loser! They will try harder or suffer the 'bastard bat' once more!"... Here is the current league table as it stands...

1 danny joyce DANTHEMANS X11 216
2 Death Jester UltraSamp BelSamber 196
3 Laura Richardson Laura's Lads 195
4 Richard Uttley Uttley Allstars 191
5 Nikolay Mihaylov Leeds Ledeburg 186
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Monday 29 September 2008

Fantasy Football Update 29/9/2008

Here's the update, and yey... up to 3rd!

danny joyce DANTHEMANS X11 186
Nikolay Mihaylov Leeds Ledeburg 154
Richard Uttley Uttley Allstars 152
Laura Richardson Laura's Lads 146
Joe Wareing Sufc Joe's Blades 144

Remember, as long as you've logged in to your team before using the computer you're on now, the team names are linked to your team!
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Tuesday 23 September 2008

Fantasy Football Update

Several weeks in and i've lost my top spot. I'm still 4th but way off the lead and with Deco (my captain) not playing and Man Utd's 1-1 draw with Chelsea I had very little chance to earn any points. Danny Joyce leads with DANTHEMANS X11 and Nikolay Mihaylov takes 2nd spot with Leeds Ledeburg. The table is as follows (from now on, i'll only show the top 5 spots but you can always visit the league through the Sky Sports website)...

danny joyce DANTHEMANS X11 139
Nikolay Mihaylov Leeds Ledeburg 131
Joe Wareing Sufc Joe's Blades 119
Richard Uttley Uttley Allstars 118
michael cardwell team cardy 114
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Sunday 31 August 2008

Give it to Crouch!

It looks like they are giving the Portsmouth goal to Defoe, but the ball was still in play and if Crouch hadn't followed it up the game would have continued and the goal would not have been given, and so it looks like they have finally set precedent on the use of television cameras to control games, or else Crouch would have been credited with the goal. Does that mean we can now use tv cameras to determine results in other games and eliminate all the bad refereeing decisions?
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Tuesday 26 August 2008

League Uttley, 2 Weeks In...

I'm pleased to report I'm still top of the league, but our biggest mover this week has to be Laura's Lads, having Van Der Sar in net and Rio Ferdinand in defence as her captain netting plenty of points with Manchester United's 1-0 win over Portsmouth and jumping her to second in the league but joint top on points with myself on 66. The table follows...

Richard Uttley Uttley Allstars 66
Laura Richardson Laura's Lads 66
danny joyce DANTHEMANS X11 59
Nikolay Mihaylov Leeds Ledeburg 57
michael cardwell team cardy 56
Joe Wareing Sufc Joe's Blades 56
Lee Holland BladeRunners 52
katie massey allen wowkats 47
Rachael Driver mitchells lightning 46
Stuart Winder Stevenage Steves 45
paul cunningham Eckington Blades 44
Jeremy Dennis Super Beasts 42
Rob Browes Bobbys Boyz 41
Ross Bannister Rossy's Giants 38
justin larkin Fergie's Army 38
Death Jester UltraSamp BelSamber 35
Dave Yates Daves Dyanamo's 33
alex wilkinson dronfield united 24
Rach Driver Spec Spongs 19
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Annoying Adverts On Television!!! Part 1

I've just really got to get a few things off my chest about some of the adverts currently appearing on British television. Why? ...because they wind me up and I think if I let it all out then maybe they'll be easier on my brain.

First off, that Accident Advice Helpline (or what ever it's called) advert with Esther (all i'm good for these days is crappy adverts) Ranson, where some lady, you know the one, she's the one in the front row tapping her foot while Esther starts ranting, apparantly had a fall on an uneven pavement and sprained her ankle so she could claim thousands off the council and we could all pay for it with a raise in our council tax. Thanks a f**kin' lot Esther - next time you can pay our council tax for us!!!... and they actually clap her at the end.

Then there's the one for the hair gel where they all join the army and decide they want to "look good" and so don't get their hair shaved and instead all stand and laugh at the General. Reality please, if they did that all the training, exams, and interviews they had done to get in to the army in the first place would all have been for nothing as they would all be kicked out, the hairdresser wouldn't have used the gel on them in the first place and the General (or what ever rank he is) would have probably knocked them all out before they even had chance to smile. I know it's an advert, but it winds me up, and probably everyone in the armed forces too, so get your advertising right if you want to improve sales, or come to me with your idea first and I'll tell you if it's poor or not.

Other adverts that wind me up are the Churchill adverts - the dog's cute enough, but the adverts stink, the cereal one with the kids counting the pops, simply for the way the boy says "fifty-four", I'm glad he's not my kid, the Halifax adverts - don't you think we've had enough of Howard already? ...please Halifax, NO MORE, and the window adverts - you know the one's... ...you buy one, you get one free, I said you buy one, you get one free... SHUT THE F**K UP!!!!!
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Saturday 23 August 2008

Why do football refs think they have it so bad?

I've just finished watching the Aberdeen vs Rangers games live on television and yet again another poor decision by yet another official. A minute from the end Rangers scored and the linesman flagged offside - he must have been watching a girl in the stand or something because the Rangers player was clearly onside, by probably 2 feet or more, and I can't even give the ref any credit because he should have overturned the linesmans decision and allowed the goal to stand. Rangers should have won 2-1 but only got a single point for the draw. Will Celtic beat Rangers to the title by just 2 points at the end of the season? Refs say they have it bad and keep asking why is everyone always on their backs, and there's a simple answer to that question and one that needs to be addressed, and quickly - BECAUSE WHEN IT COUNTS THEY ARE STILL SHIT!!!
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Monday 18 August 2008

Opening Day and League Uttley

So the first weekend of the Premiership was played, Deco was the star, Agbonlahor got the first opening day hat-trick since Dion Dublin against Chelsea in 1998, Torres, many peoples favourite scored late on to help Liverpool to an unconvincing win, and the league table to our private league (League Uttley) is published, and guess who sits on top? Ok, so I'm blowing my own trumpet but it will probably be the first and last time I sit top of the league so I'm going to enjoy it while I can. This is how League Uttley currently shows...

Richard Uttley Uttley Allstars 32 pts
Nikolay Mihaylov Leeds Ledeburg 32 pts
Rob Browes Bobbys Boyz 30 pts
danny joyce DANTHEMANS X11 29 pts
Rachael Driver mitchells lightning 29 pts
michael cardwell team cardy 25 pts
Stuart Winder Stevenage Steves 25 pts
Laura Richardson Laura's Lads 24 pts
Death Jester UltraSamp BelSamber 21 pts
justin larkin Fergie's Army 20 pts
Jeremy Dennis Super Beasts 19 pts
Lee Holland BladeRunners 18 pts
paul cunningham Eckington Blades 16 pts
Dave Yates Daves Dyanamo's 14 pts
katie massey allen wowkats 14 pts
Ross Bannister Rossy's Giants 9 pts
alex wilkinson dronfield united 7 pts

There's many weeks left and anything can happen. Wish me luck for the rest of the season?
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Friday 15 August 2008

Fantasy Football Deadline

Not really a blog, more a warning this one as the fantasy football deadline is fast approaching and at about 5pm tonight, UK time (Friday, 15th August, 2008) most of the fantasy football leagues have a deadline to submit your team. They'll still all accept a team off you but you won't score anything until next weekend losing out on a whole weeks points and giving you absolutely no chance of picking up that all important prize fund at the end of the season.

League Uttley is looking strong and now has 16 teams (Uttley Allstars, Wowkats, Blade Runners, Super Beasts, Rossy's Giants, Eckington Blades, Daves Dyanamo's, Laura's Lads, Ultra Samp Bel Samber, Leeds Ledeburg, Stevenage Steves, Bobbys Boyz, Dronfield United, Team Cardy, Danthemans X11, Fergie's Army) and there's still time for you to join. It's free, and we use Sky Sports, http://www.skysports.com/fantasyfootball - when you've entered your team click the Join New League button, enter the pin 169933, find League Uttley and click Join This League, I'll then confirm your membership and you're in the league, but hurry, time is running out.

Best of luck to everyone in whatever fantasy football league you find yourselves in this season.
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Friday 8 August 2008

More Free Fantasy Football....

Here's another free FF game I just came across on the net. Very original engine and colourful site. Maybe you would like to try your luck at Dream FC too? Are you game, or chicken? Anyway, here's the banner. Best of luck, and if you do join, you'll be doing battle against my team, the Uttley Allstars.


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Friday 1 August 2008

Well, Thank God For That...

Luke has gone!!!!
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Wednesday 30 July 2008

Get Luke Out!

Nominations on Big Brother were announced, and it appears the rest of the house have finally realised just what a stirring little shit Luke is and they put him up for eviction. He was against Dale, and he would have definately been voted out - see ya Luke!.. but Big Brother had to go and stick their ore in didn't they, and due to talking about nominations practically the rest of the house is up for eviction too. Thanks Big Brother, thanks a f**king lot!

Anyway, phone vote information can be found on an earlier post, and here's the number to Get Luke Out...

09016 16 16 08

A special mention to Maysoon, who had started to grow on me, but left the house of her own free will, and who will be remembered by most guys for a long, long time. Take care of that pretty face of yours, and don't leave it too long until you grace our television sets once again. She probably couldn't stand another day in the house with Luke.
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Saturday 26 July 2008

Yet Another Big brother Rant

Yey, Becca has gone. When she came out she was louder than when she went in, I'm pleased we don't have to put up with her constant squeaking any more.

Everyone who thought Luke was clever, think again. When Becca's name was announced as the next to leave the house, Luke turned to her and said 31% of the vote, you must have had 31.1%, it was the 3-way tie Becca, that's why you are going. Laugh my ass off! Does Luke not know that a third of a hundred percent is 33.3% so if she did get 31.1% she would have been safe? Also, she got 65% of the vote anyway. How wrong you were Luke, hahahahaha.
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Wednesday 23 July 2008

Another Big Brother Rant

...so I did forget some people in the house. Stuart, Darnell, and Dale were all forgotten about - whoops! Anyway, makes no odds to me apart from the fact Darnell and Stuart have maybe grown on me a little and Dale has gone down a little in my estimation. It makes no odds because I still can't stand Luke - I have to turn over if I'm ever watching because he just winds me up, walking in the room looking like Lee Evans on acid, and wobbling his head while he tells everyone how others in the house are talking behind their backs - like he doesn't?!! Anyway, it's eviction night Friday and it's Rebecca to go - and Luke to follow! Here's the number to get Rebecca out... 09016 16 16 13 - UK calls cost 35p from a BT landline, mobile and other network rates may vary. 10p from each call will be split equally between Cystic Fibrosis Trust, Scope, and Papyrus (national suicide prevention charity). Terms & Conditions at channel4.com/bigbrother.

Just one more thing... I can no longer watch Big Brother's Little Brother. Where on earth did they get that girl (if you can call her that?) presenter from? I really do hope the're not paying her.
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Friday 18 July 2008

Big Brother Rant

I'm glad Belinda-3-Times just got booted out. Interogation or what? Mario was right (and I didn't like him either). Rex is safe (thanks) because he is about one of the only people in the house being himself and it's good to have someone stir it up once in a while. Lisa talks shit, but she still has a laugh so I'm not sure if I like her yet. Cookie has grown on me, and I like her more. Luke is a stirring two faced little shit and he should get booted out as soon as physically possible - I can't stand him. I liked him at first, but not now, he should go now, and take that moaning Rebecca with him so they can make some good looking babies between them. Sarah (I think that's her name) the Australian is sweet, I like her a lot, and is it Masoon (if that's how you spell it), very pretty, quiet, and we're yet to see the best of her. Mo is a laugh, if not you sometimes have to feel sorry for him, and Rachel rocks, even if she is quiet. Mikey is sound and will probably get the sympathy vote, some of what he says is funny but he has gone down hill since befriending Luke while living in Hell. The rest, if there are any can't be too interesting as I can't remember them, although I think there are more housemates. Luke (and Rebecca) out. Rex (or Rachel) to win.
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Wednesday 16 July 2008

Fantasy Football 08/09

It's nearly here - phew! The new football season is nearing it's start and there's no better way to enjoy the entire season than in a fantasy football league with your friends and colleagues, so this one goes out to all my friends, colleagues, readers of my blog, and their friends as I challenge you to finish the 08/09 Premier League season in a higher position than my team, the Uttley Allstars.

For this one, we'll be using the free Sky Sports Fantasy Football, because 1. it's free, 2. it offers some nice prizes, and 3. we can have our own "private" league.

Here's the link for the free sign-up page, http://www.skysports.com/fantasyfootball and when you've created your team you can join League Uttley by finding the "Enter New League" button, then entering this pin, 169933, and of course the league will also be regularly displayed on my blog so the leaders can have their bragging rights.

Enjoy!
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Tuesday 15 July 2008

Richard's Wonder Emporium

Hey everyone, I have a store!

It uses Ebay's auction technology and listed you'll find a quality poker table, several dvd's and my 50 Quid Website. Come and take a look, see what you think about the items, the prices, the design of the store?

My doors are now open - come on in...

http://store.auctiva.com/ric161220

Enjoy!
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Friday 4 July 2008

Funky and Free Forum

Just a quick post this one people to let you know of another site of mine. In fact, it's a forum. Funky and Free - it's a freebies forum, and it's well funky! You'll find freebies for both UK and international visitors and if you ever have anything to promote or just want to pass a few minutes then you could do a lot worse than give the forum a visit. You don't have to sign up to view the forum, but you do if you want to post or promote anything but as ever this is free, quick, and easy to do. I hope you can pay us a visit. Remember the address, http://www.funkyandfree.co.uk - enjoy!
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Monday 30 June 2008

Spain, Champions of Europe 2008

For once, the best team won! You might remember my post labelled This, That, and the Other... (1) where I tipped Spain to be the Euro Champions? I hope everyone who read that post put a little cash on them? Let's face it Germany only had one real world class player and we all know who that was - Chelsea's Ballack. The rest of the German team, especially the defence would have been better suited to the English Championship so their achievement in my opinion was actually making it to the final in the first place because when they got there, there was absolutely no way they would knock down the flowing prowess of Spain. Villa benched and my man of the tournament Fabragas starting and they still looked like they were untouchable. Pretty much every player had a great game, and a great tournament so it's hats off to them and congratulations to a team that entertained us (along with the occasional flash of brilliance from Holland and Croatia) all the way through the Championship and nearly made us forget the fact that England didn't even qualify. All in all a pretty good tournament and I support future plans to play the tournament with 24 teams rather than 16 so here's to a good 2012. Cheers.
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Thursday 26 June 2008

Best Online Poker Room

I very recently told you about a MySpace group I had set up based around home games in the Chesterfield area, but that doesn't mean to say that I don't play online too. I must have played pretty much every poker room online to date and the best few I have come across are listed down the right of my blog anyway, but I wanted you to know where I played and which poker room I liked best of all. The simple reason I play at this particular poker room is because it suits my game, you get a lot of beginners so your odds of winning are greater and out of all the rooms I have played at this one just seems to work for me (and there's a 100% cash match bonus for new accounts). There's no point in me holding back and building up to name the room I play at because by now you've probably seen the banner just below. Anyway, you can click the banner and it will take you right to Virgin Poker. You have to download the software before you can open an account but then again you would have to anyway. Here's my challenge. I play under the user name ric161220. If you ever see me at a table and knock me out leave me a comment here saying how many players started the poker game along with the date and time you knocked me out, drop me an email (r.uttley@ntlworld.com), and I'll sort you out with some poker goodies.


Virgin Poker

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Wednesday 25 June 2008

MySpace Group for Home Poker Games in Chesterfield

I recently started a group on MySpace based around home poker games in and around the Chesterfield (Derbyshire, UK) area because not only do I work as a tournament director at various poker tournaments but I just love the home game, I live in Chesterfield and I usually play every Friday night either at mine or a friends. Last Friday the game was cancelled because we didn't have enough players and I was stuck for something to do and missed it so much I thought I would start the group to share information on home poker evenings and see what happened or if anyone else might find themselves in a similar position to what I did and then maybe they could log in to MySpace, look up the group and find out if anyone was holding a game in the area and needed extra players. Maybe it will all work out in the end, who knows?.. but it's worth a try. The group can also be used to share a story or let people know about the happenings and goings-on at their last home game, or share photos, tips or even strategy. Anyway, it's for poker players living in and around the Chesterfield area, and if you meet that criterea, then you're welcomed with open arms. You can find the group here, http://groups.myspace.com/chesterfieldhomepoker and you never know, maybe you'll be playing round at mine one day soon.
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Saturday 21 June 2008

This, That, and the Other... (1)

Hello everyone. This is when I babble on about anything and everything and you tell me if I'm right or not.

Big Brother. What do you think so far? I think I'm glad to see the back of Alex, and I hope Rachel wins. The new bloke seems ok but it's so obvious all the younger girls in the house have a schoolboy crush on him and keep going off and giggling with each other about it. I guess I'm jealous. The older guy (I forget his name right now, because to be honest I don't watch it that often) is unliked for the sole reason he thinks he has loads of fans ("we have a fan club you know?") - yeah, right! I think Cookie is ok but her voice gets on my nerves after a while.

Euro. Holland beat by Russia, I just can't believe it. They played as individuals and not as a team and the one team that entertained us through the group matches has now gone. Croatia, you might remember I had drawn in the sweep, looked good, then got beat by Turkey. I can't believe it again. I'm glad Germany beat Portugal though because I had money on them and I'm not a big fan of Ronaldo. So you want a tip? Spain. Italy can't, Germany could, but won't, and I don't fancy Turkey or Russia because they're simply not good enough.

School re-union. Sorry guys and girls for not making it earlier tonight, I was looking forward to catching up with everyone but I generally felt run down and don't think I'd have been life of the party so apologies, I hope you all had a good time, and I'll try to make it next time.

Adverts. Cereal adverts. Very annoying. Churchill adverts. Even more annoying. Halifax adverts. Please, stop the torment.

That's it for now, not that I haven't got loads to say, I just can't be bothered right now. Take care, and thanks for listening.
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Tuesday 17 June 2008

Funny Beckham Photos

I thought you had probably had enough of my constant ramblings about the rising cost of fuel and how much of a fix I thought Britains Got Talent was (until the final) so I thought a little light hearted fun was in order. You've got to love the following pictures. Watch David Beckham as he checks out the cheerleader, and then tries to console Victoria as she gets annoyed with him. Enjoy!







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Friday 13 June 2008

Adopt a Country for Euro 2008

After my last blog entry about having picked Croatia out of the sweepstake I am pleased to report that they beat the competition favourites Germany last night, so I have since adopted Croatia for the rest of Euro, and I think you should do the same. If you don't want to adopt Croatia then at least adopt one of the teams as I've found this great link that I am sure will help you even more to get over the upset of the lack of an England team in the competition and give you somone to cheer on and support. Click the banner below - you'll see what I mean (and don't worry, it's completely free)...


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Thursday 12 June 2008

Euro 2008 Football Championships

So England aren't there, sad face, but there's some good games to be watched and after everyone's played their first game I thought I'd let you know my thoughts about the competition in general. I originally tipped Germany to win, and I still think they will, but I had tipped Italy for the runners up spot and after Holland had them comfortably beat I withdraw that tip and place either Holland or Spain in the runners up spot. It's good to see Robben (previously with Chelsea, and now with Real Madrid) is fit to play France because I had previously tipped him to be the player of the championships. The holders of the cup, Greece were absolutely terrible and kept passing the ball between their three centre backs and not going anywhere so they deserved to lose. Co-hosts Switzerland are out after losing to Turkey on a pitch that would have better being called a swimming pool and as I type this Germany have just kicked off with Croatia, my tip for the underdogs. Keep an eye on the Croatians, with Manchester City's Corluka in defence, Niko Kranjcar in midfield, and Budan and Olic up front the're a team not to be underestimated, and I've drawn them in the sweep so they better do well, lol. There's only really been about three or four good matches so far so fingers crossed the tournament picks up and the goals come flooding in, and not the rain like in the Switzerland and Turkey game. One good thing though is I can't remember anyone being sent off. Here's to a fair tournament. I'll report back when I've got something more interesting to say.

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Sunday 1 June 2008

Best Song Lyrics?

I was just wondering what in my opinion were the best song lyrics I'd ever heard and I came to the conclusion it must be Fatboy Slims "Wonderful Night" so I thought I'd share them with you just to spread the wealth as it were. Be warned, swear words included!

Yeh, yeh yeh yeh
Uhm hmm hm hm

It's a wonderful night
You've gotta take it from me
It's a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

It's a wonderful night
You've gotta shake it for me
It's a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

It's a wonderful night
Everybody can see
It's a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

It's a wonderful night
Go ahead and release
It's a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

You know the music search engine need a tune-up
Soon as they out the gate they all a wanna hit da corner, uh-huh
Well that was cool but now but then I heard a rumor, uh-huh
Your crew was ridin' for the White Cliffs of Dover, uh-huh

Oh let me tell ya how we do it in California
We'll have you on the run just like a Puma
If it don't move us
Ain't paid ya dues and it ain't gonna get our groove on so
We gonna lose ya to the consumer solution c'mon

It's a wonderful night
You've gotta take it from me
It's a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

It's a wonderful night
You've gotta shake it for me
It's a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

Girl I want it you got it
Your body's like a narcotic
The thought is auto-erotic

Can I get it on credit
I guess your brickhouse I'll bet it
Take it as far as you'll let it

Come on and break it on down

That the spot will get hot
That it's ready to pop
Don't even look at the clock
All of your problems forgotten
It's time to rock till you drop
Feel the force and just flock
To the epicenter of the party's bass tremors c'mon

It's a wonderful night
You've gotta take it from me
It's a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

It's a wonderful night
You've gotta shake it for me
It's a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

We gonna stimulate your mind
Everybody's high
Eyes just like a child
Everything feels right

Once you've seen the light
You're gonna move all night
Feel your soul ignite
Everything feels right, right, righhhhhhhhht

We live the masterful life that's mythical
Feel it's chords and it's vibes a-typical
Do what you want
It's alright this mystical time you've got
That's alotted is plentiful

If you stay in this moment so critical
Let the music change your brain stem's chemicals
Make you feel like your spirit's invincible
Force centrifugal reaching up to your pinnacle now

It's a wonderful night
You've gotta take it from me
It's a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

It's a wonderful night
You've gotta shake it for me
It's a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

We rock like Colorado
You're at it throwin' bottles
We give a fuck about your status
Who you are tomorrow
Whether you beg or borrow
Or hit the super lotto
Whether your girl look like a minger or a supermodel

Feel the connectedness, energy, disprojected the weighted
The whole collective consciousness
Arise like helium up
Groovin' out of the question
Won't disrespect him, but
Our styles fuckin' Posh, like Dave Beckham c'mon

It's a wonderful night
You've gotta take it from me
It's a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

It's a wonderful night
You've gotta shake it for me
It's a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

The truth I'm at ‘em and rough ‘em
As hard as the granite get
Never hesitant upon a mic, strike quick
Like an avalanche
Hijack ya like a Comanche
I'm a man on a mission
Rhyme vigilante
Keep all the jealous and the envious antsy
Love to do the club, go with the party people dancin' uh-huh
And set the mood for all the plottin' and romancin' uh-huh
It's a wonderful night
We've got the answer c'mon

It's a wonderful night
You've gotta take it from me
It's a wonderful night
Come on and break it on down

It's a wonderful night
You've gotta shake it for me
It's a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

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