Firstly, here's the current Fantasy Football table - you may notice I have slipped down to fifth... FIFTH!!!!! OMFG, what happened there then?
1 Death Jester
UltraSamp BelSamber 1102
2 danny joyce
DANTHEMANS X11 1078
3 Nikolay Mihaylov
Leeds Ledeburg 1077
4 pearse armstrong
celtic united 1037
5 Richard Uttley
Uttley Allstars 1008
6 glynn wilkinson
postjockey 990
7 Lee Holland
BladeRunners 977
8 Dave Yates
Daves Dyanamo's 968
9 Rashel Miah
akuar 966
10 michael cardwell
team cardy 955
Well done Jester, you're looking good to take the crown (which this year happens to be a hat that flops over slightly with bells on it).
I'd also like to say that Chelsea were robbed of a place in this years Champions League final by a referee that doesn't even know what a f****** penalty is! Unlucky John, you're not going to get to make up for your crucial penalty slip in last years final by beating the Red Devils in this years final, and you WOULD have beat them.
One good thing to come from the semi-final against a very lucky Barcelona (with ref on side) was a sheer class goal from the returning Essien.
Changing the subject completely (because I can't be bothered to start a fresh post) I would like to say a big "well done" to comparethemarket.com for giving us some light hearted and very funny comical relief during the adverts which only usually wind me up (read on).... Meerkats rock... simples!!... just look how he mimes along to his own jingle, which happens to sound the same as the other - sheer class.... but wait,
...where have the drink manufacturers gone so wrong at the moment (Duffy)... rides bike... "I want to live...." ... YOU WANT TO SHUT UP!!!!!

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